Teenage Mutant Dirtbags

Teenage Mutant Dirtbags

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You are a Mutantimal, but no one actually uses that stupid name. You are a teenage mutant humanoid animal raised by zealots, trained as warriors, and taught that only you can stop whatever weird crap the world might be stewing up. Humans basically screw-up everything and either can't be trusted to solve their problems or are just too stupid and lazy. . . at least that's what you've heard.
The thing is, you love the human crap. You want to binge TV and argue movie fandom, you love fast-food and all that junk, and most days you just want to smoke weed and sleep till noon. Save the World? That's not your job, man.
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